am i not qualify to be a girlfriend?

sometimes i just wonder am i not qualify to be a girlfriend? can someone tell me what are the minimum requirement to be a good / perfect girlfriend? do i have to be very pretty? do i have to be very understanding or very smart? do i have to be very trendy? sexy? attractive? do i have to know how to cook, how to bake, how to wash, how to iron? do i have to know how to talk sweet thing in front of his parents? do i have to be good in sex? if these are the Min requirement to be a girlfriend then i rather go DIE NOW!! OR BE LESBIAN LOR!!